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Money Poem

 

Penny, penny, easy spent,
Copper brown and worth one cent.
Nickel, nickel, thick and fat,
You’re worth 5. I know that.
Dime, dime, little and thin,
I remember—you’re worth 10.
Quarter, quarter, big and bold,
You’re worth 25, I am told.
Half a dollar, half a dollar,
Giant size.
50 cents to buy some fries.
Dollar, dollar, green and long,
With 100 cents you can’t go wrong.

 

Odd - Even Poem

Zero, two, four, six, eight
Being even is just great.

One, three, five, seven, nine
Being odd is just fine.

Zero the hero came to school.
Zero the hero knows a rule:
Zero the hero stays in a space,
So all the other numbers get in the right place!

Zero the Hero came to school,
Zero the Hero, he's no fool
Zero the Hero keeps his place
so all the other numbers stay in their place
Yeah!

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Na Ye Chemistry Hoti

Na Ye Chemistry Hoti , Na Mein Student HotaNa Ye Lab.
Hoti Na Ye Accident Hota
Abhi Practical Mein Aayee Nazar Ek Larki
Sundar Thi Naak Uski Test Tube Jaisi
Baton Mein Uski Glucose Ki Mithas Thi
Sanson Mein Ester Ki Khushbu Bhi Sath Thi
Aankhon Se Jhalakta Tha Kuch Is Tarha Ka Pyaar
Bin Piye Hi Ho Jata Tha Alcohol Ka Khumar
Benzene Sa Hota Tha Uski Presence
Ka EhsasAndhere Mein Hota Tha Radium Ka Ehsas
Nazrein Mileen, Reaction Hua
Kuch Is Tarhaa Love Ka Production Hua
Lagne Lage Us Ke Ghar Ke Chakkar Aise
Nucleus Ke Chaaron Taraf Electron Hon Jaise
Us Din Hamare Test Ka Confirmation Hua
Jab Uske Daddy Se Hamara Introduction Hua
Sun Kar Hamari Baat Woh Aise Uuchal Paray
Ignesium Tube Mein Jaise Sodium Bharak Uthe
Woh Bole, Hosh Mein Aao, Pahchano Apni Auqat
Iron Mil Nahin Sakta Kabhi Gold Ke Sath
Ye Sun Kar Tuta Hamare Armanon Bhara Beaker
Aur Hum Chup Rahe Benzaldehyde Ka Karwa Ghoont Pi Kar
Ab Us Ki Yaadon Ke Siwa Hamara Kam Chalta Na Tha
Aur Lab Mein Hamare Dil Ke Siva Kuch Aur Jalta Na Tha
Zindagi Ho Gayee Unsaturated Hydrocarbon Ki Tarhan...
Aur Hum Phirte Hain Awara Hydrogen Ki Tarha

 

Pc Apnay Pyaar Ka

Pc Apnay Pyaar Ka
kabh Se Boot Kiye Bhaitha Hoon,
Pc Apnay Pyaar Ka. Kaisay Type Karoon Mein Lakin,
Password Izhar Ka.
Dil Ki Charoun Drives Mein Mainay,
Janna Tujh Ko Search Kia.
Yahoo,yahoo,google,g oogle,
Kitna Paisa Kharch Kia.
Tere Chahray Pe Ghussay Ka,
Screensaver Jub Aata Hai.
Meray Chehray Ka Display Tabh,
Geryscale Ho Jata Hai.
Jinke Links Abh Toot Chuke Hain (ex-boy Friends) Shortcuts Wo Wipe Karo,
Apnay Dil Ki Mail Box Mein,
Mera Address Type Karo.
Chahatoon Hai Teray Pyar Ki Site,
Raat-din Mein Hack Karoon. Pattar-dil- Daddy Ka Teray,
Software Bhi Crack Karoon.
Buddha Ager Jo Maan Gaya Toh, Hum Connect Ho Jaayenge.
Vsnl Ke Server Ki,
Phairay Phir Saat Lagaayenge.
Ginti K Bus Bachay Hain Baaqi,
Meray Jeewan Kay Yeh Pal.
Tu Jo Aa Ke Pyar Se Choo Lay,
Mil Gaye Ga Aur Ek Kal (oracle)

Yeh student ki pehchan hai


Yeh student ki pehchan hai
Haath mein cigratte mu mein pan hai
Mashoor yeh shaitan hai
Yeh student ki pehchan hai
Parhna isey aata nahi
Class kabhi jata nahi
Canteen iss ki jaan hai
Yeh student ki pehchan hai
Jalson mein sab se aage hain
Naron mein sab se aagey hain
Imtehaan mein naqal iss ki aan hai
Yeh student ki pehchan hai
Larkiyon ke peechey hai para
Jo larki gussa ho zara
Tab yeh banta bhai jaan hai
Yeh student ki pehchan hai

Chemistry Poem, Math Poem, Money Poem and other funny Poems Reviewed by Sartaj Husain on Sunday, March 20, 2011 Rating: 5

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